Kortney Olson Interview

Our first post on Kortney Olson was just a week or two ago. We had such an overwhelming response to that initial tickle that we contacted Kortney for an interview.

Tell us a little about yourself. Where did you grow up? Have you always been athletic? What got you started in weightlifting?
I GREW UP IN A SMALL TOWN CALLED GARBERVILLE IN HUMBOLDT COUNTY. HUMBOLDT COUNTY HAS THE BEST WEED IN THE WORLD. HOWEVER, I DON’T REALY SMOKE BECAUSE ALL I WANT TO DO IS EAT EVERYTHING AND EVERYBODY! MY DAD HAD A GYM IN THE GARAGE GROWING UP. EVEN THOUGH I’M PRIMARILY INTO GUYS, I HAVE A BI-SEXUAL SIDE THAT I DISCOVERED IN THAT GARAGE. HE HAD A BUNCH OF POSTERS OF GIRLS FROM THE 80′S IN THE GARAGE THAT I USED TO LOVE TO LOOK AT. MY DAD GOT ME MY FIRST AB WORKOUT TAPE AT THE AGE OF 7. I’VE BEEN OBSESSED SINCE THEN, WITH HAVING A 6 PACK :)

How many days a, week do you train? What kind of exercises do you do? Cardio program?
I TRAIN EVERY DAMN DAY. I DO 40 MINS OF CARDIO EVERY DAY. I’LL TRAIN IN CROSSFIT 1, SOMETIMES 2 TIMES A WEEK. MY TRAINER IS INSANE. HE IS THE FOUNDER OF CROSSFIT (RICH ANDERSON). I ALSO TRAIN SHOULDERS/BACK BI’S/TRI’S CHEST, AND LEGS ALL ON DIFFERENT DAYS. MY BIGGEST DOWNFALL IS NOT STRETCHING. I’M A BAD GIRL FOR NOT DOING IT, AND SHOULD BE SPANKED.

What’s your diet like? Are you strict or easy? Favorite supplements?
I DON’T TAKE ANY SUPPS. I USED TO DRINK NOXPLODE BEFORE WORKING OUT, BUT STOPPED. WHEN I FIRST STARTED TRAINING HARD 2 YEARS AGO, I WAS TAKING EPHEDRA, BUT THE GOVERNMENT JUST PULLED THAT SH*T OFF THE MARKET RECENTLY. MY DIET IS TITS. I NEVER CHEAT ON BAD SH*T BECAUSE I FEEL TOO GUILTY. I EAT HEALTHY, BUT TASTY HEALTHY. FOR EXAMPLE, LAST NIGHT I JUST MADE CHICKEN PARMASEAN THAT WAS TO DIE FOR, AND THE SH*T HAD NO MORE THAN 2G OF FAT PER BREAST. YEA SON!

Tell us about the website you’re building? What other goals do you have for your career?
WELL, MY MAIN GOAL IS TO MOTIVATE PEOPLE TO GET IN SHAPE. I’LL HAVE MY FAVORITE RECIPES, AND WORKOUT TIPS ON THERE, ALONG WITH FETISH VIDEOS. I LOVE MAKING PEOPLE FEEL GOOD, SO THAT WILL PROBABLY BE MY MAIN FOCUS :)

Where do you get your drive? What motivates you?
FEAR OF BEING FAT. I’M ALSO AN EXTREME PERFECTIONIST, AND REFUSE TO BE OUT OF SHAPE. I’D PUT A GUN IN MY MOUTH AND BLOW MY FU*IN HEAD OFF IF I LOST THE ABILITY TO WORKOUT. I GUESS I’M JUST PLAIN INSANE. OH WELL, AT LEAST I DON’T EAT SH*T.

Favorite movies? Songs? Actors/actresses?
PRINCE! I PLAY 4 INSTRUMENTS MYSELF, AND WAS INSPIRED BY PRINCE. NOW THAT HE IS A “WITNESS” AND DOESN’T CURSE IN HIS MUSIC ANYMORE, IT BUMS ME OUT, BUT HEY, TO EACH THIER OWN. I CAN ONLY WATCH COMEDIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE MAKES ME TOO EMOTIONAL, AND ANXIOUS. I WANT TO PUNCH A HOLE IN THE TELEVISION.

Most and least favorite bodyparts to train?
FAVORITE BODY PART IS TRICEPS! F*CK MY TRICEPS ARE HUGE! MY LEAST? BACK!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A FUKT UP BACK FROM A BAD MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT, SO I AM ALWAYS HURTING MYSELF. FOR EXAMPLE, RIGHT NOW, MY BACK IS OUT, AND ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS WORKING OUT.

Married, single, pets, hobbies?
SINGLE, BUT IN A RELATIONSHIP. IT’S HARD, BECAUSE I’M READING EMAILS, AND BEING TOLD ALL DAY LONG BY FANS HOW THEY WANT TO WORSHIP THE GROUND I WALK ON, THEN MY OTHER HALF COMES HOME FROM WORK, AND I’M JUST THE SAME OL PERSON TO HIM. WHEN YOU LIVE WITH SOMEONE, IT MAKES IT HARD TO APPRECIATE ALL THEIR HOTNESS. PLUS, SINCE I’VE STARTED WRESTLING FULL TIME, AND MAKING FETISH VIDEOS, IT SURE PUTS A LOT OF STRESS ON A PERSONS RELATIONSHIP. HE HAS DONE VERY WELL IN ADAPTING, AND I COMMEND HIM. THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS, IS THAT HE IS NOT OK WITH ME BEING WITH ANOTHER GIRL. AND I MISS IT. THERE IS THIS ONE MUSCLE GODDESS WHO WANTS ME AND I WANT HER, AND WE ARE SO FINE TOGETHER, BUT I’M OLD FASHION IN THAT I DON’T CHEAT. SO LOOKS LIKE I’M FUKT. HOWEVER, WE DID MAKE OUT AND I HAVE THE CLIP THAT WILL BE ON MY WEBSITE, SO STAY TUNED!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! OH PETS, I HAVE 3 DOGS. I LOVE DOGS. HATE CATS.

How are your injuries lately?
I DID MENTION MY BACK.. OTHER THAN THAT, I’M GOOD AS GOLD. ALSO, ARM WRESTLING CAN TAKE A TOLL ON YOUR JOINTS I’VE DISCOVERED. BUT WHATEVER, I’M F*KIN GOING TO TAKE THE WORLD BY THE BALLS AND OVERCOME ANYTHING THAT GETS IN MY WAY.

First thing you thought about when you woke up this morning?
F*K MY BACK HURTS. SUCK IT UP, PUT YOUR JOCK STRAP ON, YOU GOT WEIGHTS TO LIFT BITCH!
XOKO