Belinda Benn
Here is what I am going to do. I will sit right -here- in this very spot until word gets out to Belinda Benn that I want to marry her and have children with her. When she hears this, I feel certain that she will contact me immediately and make final arrangements.
Her body is fabulous but those eyes get my vote for corneas of the century. She is 5′6″, 118 lbs, and likes to serve OJ at breakfast in skimpy bikinis. She started out swimming to get in shape, but eventually added other forms of cardio with some weightlifting.
How did you know I serve OJ with breakfast in bed every morning??? Forget the bikini though! Anyway, I was deeply touched by your proposal, thank you. After consideration, I must refuse. I hope you are not too broken hearted but please join me on Facebook, the next best thing! Abrazos and hugs, Belinda
I would like to think of some brilliant and witty reply to you Lady Belinda, but I fear it may be weeks if not months before the image of you bare and bearing OJ lets loose of my hostage mind so that I can even think. I am just barely breathing, and I bonked my head when I fell outta’ my chair. Luv ya and keep up the good work.