Sometimes I run across a lady with a bio or profile that reads so wacky and exotic, it almost seems fake. I don’t make up the news, ladies and gents, I just pass it on. So don’t accuse me of doctoring the data if I tell you Kristal Martin is 5’8″, weighs 135 lbs, measures 34D-25-35, and works in construction. She recently starred on Howard Stern’s Bowling Beauties, and she has won her fair share of NPC Figure competitions. She used to be an English teacher, which certainly makes me think of that song… hot for teacher.
